According to you.

According to you,

I'm stupid, I'm useless,

I can't do anything right.

According to you,

I'm difficult, hard to please,

Always changing my mind.

I'm a mess in a dress,

Can't show up on time,

Even if it would save my life.

According to you. According to you.

But according to him,

I'm beautiful, incredible,

He can't get me out of his head.

According to him,

I'm funny, irresistible,

Everything he ever wanted.

Everything is opposite,

I don't feel like stopping it,

So bby tell me what i got to lose.

He's into me for everything that i'm not,

According to you.

According to you,

I'm boring, i'm moody,

You can't take me any place.

According to you,

I suck at telling jokes cause i always give it away,

I'm the girl with the most attention span,

You're the boy who puts up with it.

According to you. According to you.

I need to feel appreciated,

Like i'm not hated.

Why can't you see me through his eyes?

It's too bad you're making me decide.

According to you,

I'm stupid, i'm useless,

I can't do anything right.

According to me,

You're equally useless and stupid,

Irresponsible and always taking things for granted.

Enough said. Life's darn good without you.

Toodles.

.........

Period.

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